Driven by hate. Cosumed by fear.

That guy you know, but probably don't. 

somethingaboutpizza asked: honestly i don't really get the big deal about sleeping one's way to the top. i'd probably do it tbh. it's shitty that she cheated on her bf and all but other than that whateva whateva

plebcomics:

the whole “cheating on her bf” and “sleeping with 5 guys, including a married man” to get to the top is exactly what the source of contention is about

like come on guys, nobody respects an actor/actress who fucks their way into the show when their competence as an actor/actress is otherwise lacking. 

similarly, nobody should respect zoe for fucking her way to success when her shitty game would’ve otherwise died pitifully in steams greenlight campaign, had she not sucked 5 sets of cocks and 10 sets of balls for notoriety 

but sexual escapades aside, what she did to her boyfriend at the time and who she affiliated with is in itself inexcuseable. like id really, really not give a shit if this was just an issue of zoe suckin dicks for funsies, but she done did some reeeeeeeal manipulative, emotionally abusive shit to someone who thought they could trust her (her boyfriend) and what really burns my ass is that if this had been the case with a man, tumblr, SJWS would be clammoring for his head.

the sheer level of hypocrisy in this is disgusting, is all.

brightness:

you can spot a fake text post story with 100% accuracy if it includes “looked them dead in the eyes” because this site is full of socially incapables who cant even look their parents in the eyes without feeling anxious (let alone make stories sound believable)

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mr-cappadocia asked: So why does Cracked CONSTANTLY push Feminist propaganda so hard? And let's not bullshit ourselves. You do. Just yesterday you published five articles. Two specifically referenced either Feminism or Feminist backed statistics. Conversely whenever you cover anything related to the opposition you not only mislead about their views... you straight up fucking lie about them and people let you get away with it because you're a "humor magazine". So I'm wondering why you propagandize *so hard*. Why?

mr-cappadocia:

thisdanobrien:

Kristi is a liar. I remember the meeting where the Cracked brain trust sat down and was like “From now on let’s occasionally post articles that either directly or conspiratorially tangentially support equal rights for women so we can accomplish our ultimate end goal: Hack into the penis of every man and make it a smaller penis, or a penis that is otherwise laughable for a different reason upon which we all agree. It almost sounds TOO easy,” Jack said, as he (via the mainframe) hacked a young Robert Brockway’s penis. “I think my wife deserves my respect,” the now-neutered Brockway yelped.

Equal rights for women, Dan?

How’s about this… explain to me how you’d react if women raped by men were explicitly removed from FBI rape statistics?

I know you’ll make jokes about guys getting raped because Feminists have a long and storied history of ensuring no one takes male rape victims seriously.

hereinidaho:

Because we’re true believers! 

Let me take this moment to say how Cracked could have gone another direction 7 or 8 years ago, a more Maximy, Booby Gallery of the Day direction if not for the steadfast resistance of David Wong and Jack O’Brien. I barely acknowledge the side that opposes feminism, but Wong goes out of his way to understand people who are mad at feminists, and he writes about those views with more sensitivity and understanding that I could ever muster. 

To sum up: We don’t have an explicit agenda but if one comes across, It’s not one I’m ashamed of. 

Although consideration of male victims is within the scope of the legal statutes, it is important to restrict the term rape to instances where male victims were penetrated by offenders. It is inappropriate to consider as a rape victim a man who engages in unwanted sexual intercourse with a woman. - Feminist Mary P. Koss

But I’d at least like an honest answer… How would you feel if women raped by men were explicitly removed from FBI rape statistics at the behest of MRAs?

Would it bother you? Even a little? Just a TEENSY bit?

Because strangely enough THAT’S EXACTLY what Feminists did, fighting tooth and nail to ensure rape by envelopment wasn’t included.

Now, again, I’m sure you’ve got a male-rape joke (those are still acceptable, right?) on lockdown just waiting… but I’d also like to know why you would personally back a movement that would ensure that a grown woman tying down the neighborboy, drugging him, and raping him brutally over the course of several days wouldn’t qualify as “rape”.

Tell me why you would support that sort of movement considering the terrible interest you have in things like “human rights”.

Unless, you know, us fine fellas don’t really qualify for that whole “human” bit?

Anonymous asked: Hello my fellow atheist fedora-wearing neckbeard! I too dont like women bwcause one time a girl said she didnt want to date me! Can uou believe it? Men literally have no rights anymore!

mr-cappadocia:

Actually, it’s more “I’m concerned that according to VAWA  policy a woman can pick up a fucking brick and coldclock a man with it because according to VAWA a woman can strike first to “prevcent abuse” and the defacto guilty party is whomever is taller and weighs more.

  • Offensive and defensive injuries
  • The seriousness of injuries received by each party
  • Threats made by a party against the other or a family member or a pet
  • Whether a party acted in self-defense or in the defense of another
  • The height and weight of the parties
  • Which party has the potential to seriously injure the other party
  • Any history of domestic violence between the parties
  • Prior convictions of assault
  • Orders for protection that have been filed by a party
  • Whether a party has a fearful demeanor
  • Whether a party has a controlling demeanor
  • Witness statements

Police must consider whether the injuries and the evidence corroborate the statements made by each party and by witnesses.  Police must be aware of the many strategies victims utilize to reduce the risks to themselves and their children; for example, a victim may strike in anticipation of the aggressor’s violence as a means to prevent a higher level of violence, or to prevent harm to a child or a pet.

So, while I’m not overly concerned as to whether or not a girl breaks your heart… It does in fact trouble me that if she busts a fucking wineglass upside your face and you call the police there’s a reasonable chance you’ll be arrested, convicted and cashiered because she cut her hand in the act.

Call me old fashioned.

mr-cappadocia:

vitalpen:

mr-cappadocia:

Zoe Quinn is a Feminist.
See… what we need are more Feminists in game design.. You know, for equality.
See, because here’s the thing everyone seems to be treading around rather lightly. Zoe Quinn IS a Feminist.
See, when you get into conversations with the vast majority of Feminists the person you’re probably talking to is actually just a dupe. A chump. Someone being used by a movement to further their own ends. Virtually all tumblr feminists fall into this category.
Zoe Quinn, on the other hand, is the real deal. The professional victimhood, the sociopathic manipulation of sexuality, the total moral disconnect, the constant fucking lies, the manipulation of media, the absolute viciousness with which she’ll attack anyone that doesn’t pay up.
Those are the hallmarks of a Feminist.
A Feminist would fuck around on her boyfriend to further her career and then calmly explain to that boyfriend that he would be a total piece of shit for exposing her because it would set women back.
A male feminist is someone that would agree with her.
The ugliness you’re seeing exposed before you is what Feminism is actually about. This is a Real Feminist.
This is the sort of person that teaches women’s studies courses. That lobbies to ensure women are awarded child custody by default. That gets to publicly state men should be culled to 10% of their current population for the good of all without being questioned.

This is what a Real Feminist Looks Like.

Okay, I can understand your frustration, I can see the points you make and I can follow your train of thought, but what your looking at with Zoe Quinn is a coldhearted manipulative person. 
This is not feminism.
This is a woman who is trying to use feminism as a shield against her own actions, and to be brutally honest, it ain’t working.  This woman has united the majority of Tumblr, Reddit, and 4chan in their contempt of her.
Rachel Foster Avery is feminism, Ottilie Davida Assing is feminism, Susan B. Anthony is feminism, Wei Tao-ming is feminism, Harriet Tubman, Zaib-un-Nissa Hamidullah, Flora Sandes, and let’s never leave out Laverne Cox, all of them are feminism.  I’d bet my life that each and every one of these women would look down with shame upon this lady who claims to share their values.
I’d say this woman is insane, but I’m pretty sure she knows just how bad she really is.  I can’t even call her a straw feminist, because no, she’s just a corrupt, greedy, hateful coward, and there is no excuse for her actions.
ESPECIALLY not feminism.

And I wish you were right and I was wrong.
But the evidence to the contrary is astonishing because you see the exact same thought process this Feminist has in the actual policies Feminists back.
When I say this woman is a “Real Feminist” I mean that she’s the one who absolutely completely and totally becomes a career Feminist. Even if she has another job… she’s multi-classing because she took her first level in Feminist and all the decisions she makes from there on out are influenced by that choice.
The problem being is that the overwhelming majority of “feminists” think they’re the real deal. They’re not. They’re tools. And I don’t mean tools as in stupid… I mean they are tools in that they are being used for purposes they are unaware of.
Let’s step outside of the feminist discussion for a moment and move it to a different arena.
I’m going to hazard that you’re liberal (if I’m mistaken I apologize, just playing the odds here). Don’t worry, I’m not going to knock liberalism here.
Instead, I want you to think about Republicans. If you were around during the Bush administration I’m sure you frequently heard about fearmongering, and propaganda, and swiftboating and so forth. Tactics employed by the Republican party in order to keep the base in line and organized and most importantly *voting*.
Now, everyone in the party could be called “republican”… but it might be better to describe some of those Republicans with big Rs and some of those republicans with little rs.
The neighbor guy? The one afraid of terrorists, goes to church once a week, has his 2.3 kids, owns a rifle and works in a factory? He’s a little r republican. He has a life to live so he mostly does what he’s told. He takes sound bites as he hears them… but on the whole he votes the party line.
Karl Rove is a fucking Republican in every single sense of the word. The Koch brothers? They’re Republicans. Big R Republicans. Not just because they’re influential.. not just because they’re True Believers… but because they are the ones who, on a fundamental level, reap the benefits of the Republican party. They are invested so much it’s become a lifestyle choice.
Moving back to Feminism, and you’re reasonably intelligent so you know where I’m going with this….
Most of these little f feminists just do what they’re told. They don’t ask too many questions. They make sure they have their echo chambers. And they go about their day for the most part. Some spend too much time on tumblr.
But the BIG F Feminists… they’re straight fucking Supremacists. They’re batshit fucking nuts. They’re *unbelievably hypocritical and cruel* and they will stop at nothing to achieve their goals, especially if it’s a man that stands to suffer as a result.
It’s the distinction that’s so terribly difficult to get across but it’s absolutely imperative.
The Real Feminists are… well, look at it this way.. think about how many *positive* words there are in the Feminist lexicon.
Hell, they even have their own viral marketing campaign in the form of “I need Feminism because…”.
I don’t know, I’ve tried to explain as best I can. If this can’t wake you up to what I’m talking about I don’t know what to tell you except that Zoe Quinn *absolutely* is a Feminist.
And everyone else reading this knows it.

mr-cappadocia:

vitalpen:

mr-cappadocia:

Zoe Quinn is a Feminist.

See… what we need are more Feminists in game design.. You know, for equality.

See, because here’s the thing everyone seems to be treading around rather lightly. Zoe Quinn IS a Feminist.

See, when you get into conversations with the vast majority of Feminists the person you’re probably talking to is actually just a dupe. A chump. Someone being used by a movement to further their own ends. Virtually all tumblr feminists fall into this category.

Zoe Quinn, on the other hand, is the real deal. The professional victimhood, the sociopathic manipulation of sexuality, the total moral disconnect, the constant fucking lies, the manipulation of media, the absolute viciousness with which she’ll attack anyone that doesn’t pay up.

Those are the hallmarks of a Feminist.

A Feminist would fuck around on her boyfriend to further her career and then calmly explain to that boyfriend that he would be a total piece of shit for exposing her because it would set women back.

A male feminist is someone that would agree with her.

The ugliness you’re seeing exposed before you is what Feminism is actually about. This is a Real Feminist.

This is the sort of person that teaches women’s studies courses. That lobbies to ensure women are awarded child custody by default. That gets to publicly state men should be culled to 10% of their current population for the good of all without being questioned.

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This is what a Real Feminist Looks Like.

Okay, I can understand your frustration, I can see the points you make and I can follow your train of thought, but what your looking at with Zoe Quinn is a coldhearted manipulative person. 

This is not feminism.

This is a woman who is trying to use feminism as a shield against her own actions, and to be brutally honest, it ain’t working.  This woman has united the majority of Tumblr, Reddit, and 4chan in their contempt of her.

Rachel Foster Avery is feminism, Ottilie Davida Assing is feminism, Susan B. Anthony is feminism, Wei Tao-ming is feminism, Harriet Tubman, Zaib-un-Nissa Hamidullah, Flora Sandes, and let’s never leave out Laverne Cox, all of them are feminism.  I’d bet my life that each and every one of these women would look down with shame upon this lady who claims to share their values.

I’d say this woman is insane, but I’m pretty sure she knows just how bad she really is.  I can’t even call her a straw feminist, because no, she’s just a corrupt, greedy, hateful coward, and there is no excuse for her actions.

ESPECIALLY not feminism.

And I wish you were right and I was wrong.

But the evidence to the contrary is astonishing because you see the exact same thought process this Feminist has in the actual policies Feminists back.

When I say this woman is a “Real Feminist” I mean that she’s the one who absolutely completely and totally becomes a career Feminist. Even if she has another job… she’s multi-classing because she took her first level in Feminist and all the decisions she makes from there on out are influenced by that choice.

The problem being is that the overwhelming majority of “feminists” think they’re the real deal. They’re not. They’re tools. And I don’t mean tools as in stupid… I mean they are tools in that they are being used for purposes they are unaware of.

Let’s step outside of the feminist discussion for a moment and move it to a different arena.

I’m going to hazard that you’re liberal (if I’m mistaken I apologize, just playing the odds here). Don’t worry, I’m not going to knock liberalism here.

Instead, I want you to think about Republicans. If you were around during the Bush administration I’m sure you frequently heard about fearmongering, and propaganda, and swiftboating and so forth. Tactics employed by the Republican party in order to keep the base in line and organized and most importantly *voting*.

Now, everyone in the party could be called “republican”… but it might be better to describe some of those Republicans with big Rs and some of those republicans with little rs.

The neighbor guy? The one afraid of terrorists, goes to church once a week, has his 2.3 kids, owns a rifle and works in a factory? He’s a little r republican. He has a life to live so he mostly does what he’s told. He takes sound bites as he hears them… but on the whole he votes the party line.

Karl Rove is a fucking Republican in every single sense of the word. The Koch brothers? They’re Republicans. Big R Republicans. Not just because they’re influential.. not just because they’re True Believers… but because they are the ones who, on a fundamental level, reap the benefits of the Republican party. They are invested so much it’s become a lifestyle choice.

Moving back to Feminism, and you’re reasonably intelligent so you know where I’m going with this….

Most of these little f feminists just do what they’re told. They don’t ask too many questions. They make sure they have their echo chambers. And they go about their day for the most part. Some spend too much time on tumblr.

But the BIG F Feminists… they’re straight fucking Supremacists. They’re batshit fucking nuts. They’re *unbelievably hypocritical and cruel* and they will stop at nothing to achieve their goals, especially if it’s a man that stands to suffer as a result.

It’s the distinction that’s so terribly difficult to get across but it’s absolutely imperative.

The Real Feminists are… well, look at it this way.. think about how many *positive* words there are in the Feminist lexicon.

Hell, they even have their own viral marketing campaign in the form of “I need Feminism because…”.

I don’t know, I’ve tried to explain as best I can. If this can’t wake you up to what I’m talking about I don’t know what to tell you except that Zoe Quinn *absolutely* is a Feminist.

And everyone else reading this knows it.

(via dontneedfeminism)

Anonymous asked: The reason why people are trying to stop the zoe quinn drama is because neckbearded mras hacked her tumblr, twitter, and have been sending death threats to her and her family. All because a woman had sex. Slut shaming at its ugliest

poppypicklesticks:

thespectacularspider-girl:

real-justice-waluigi:

1) Did you really just use the term neckbearded MRAs? One of the most attractive men I know has a neckbeard, and MRAs aren’t this homogenous group of evil males, so let’s not with all the straw.

2) Is that true? Can I get a source?  Because that’s terrible.  She doesn’t deserve death threats from people who don’t even know her.

3) Oh, please.  Don’t act like it’s “all because a woman had sex.” She not only cheated on her boyfriend, but did so with her married boss JUST to advance her career and to get reviews on (from what I understand was) a shitty game she made.

real-justice-waluigi

She ‘hacked’ her own account.  The way she went about it, having it look like multiple posters on the same account within seconds of one another, is impossible with Tumblr’s security system.

It was a false flag used to try and make herself look like the victim.  She has a history of this, having falsely accused Wizard-Chan of harassing her when they didn’t.

And the ‘hacked’ tumblr account provided false doxxing info.   She got caught and ended up rolling back her entire tumblr to before she ‘hacked’ it.  You can find the info in my blog under the Zoe Quinn tag.

She also told the woman whose husband she screwed that “it’s all the husband’s fault, he cheated on you, why are you angry at me”

Slag. 

towerofwimps asked: i loved jontron so much but him defending his use of the r word and all that plebcomic stuff is pretty upsetting

plebcomics:

spookyhouse:

what’s more upsetting though is that he’s so full of himself that he can’t even apologize

like yo people make mistakes but if you ask me if someone is so stubborn and childish that they’re unable to apologize for something they did wrong then that’s all i need to know that they’re a huge butthead

you know whats more upsetting is that you assholes wont hold any other stupid cockhead from “your side” who make death threats, threats of violence, call for doxxing and basically any and every other horrible kind of smear campaign accountable for THEIR actions and act as if it is a totally acceptable way to advocate social justice